im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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