My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She's JV to your varsity
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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