I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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