I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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