Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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