North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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