Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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