Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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