wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
