Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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