You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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