Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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