he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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