I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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