Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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