just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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