Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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