playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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