What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
nutella sex= disaster
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
did i walk over a car last night?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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