JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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