woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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