I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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