I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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