We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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