hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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