He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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