okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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