? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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