end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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