So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
