I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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