You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
