You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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