when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
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