I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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