We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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