Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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