So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We talked him into tasing himself.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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