Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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