plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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