soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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