Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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