I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
organizing the empties. That sober.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You have to summon your inner elephant
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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