Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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