Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
