Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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