Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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