Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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