ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
