i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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