The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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