More tranny stories later!
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We have so much sex to catch up on
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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