I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize