So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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