I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Randomize
