Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my being single is dangerous.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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